Referral Program

Dan had a good experience
and would like to refer you
to his universe, to his dojo,

the seldom-crushed patch
of grass he picnicked on once.
He’d like to send you a link

to this memory. This reflection
of light in the glass pane
met his standards; he thinks

it will meet yours too. Join now
to get twenty-five dollars.
If you marry your soul mate

using Dan’s special bonus code,
he’ll get a bonus as well. Win-
win. Word of mouth means

everything, and this elephant
was highly satisfactory.