Give me your bank account details

-Dan Gualtieri

because I will use them responsibly,
mostly to purchase books full of poems
and lots and lots of short stories
and a few novels which I will rarely find
time to read. I will also purchase
immense quantities of coffee, several
pounds of cheese, and likely other
things I find pleasurable in life. I am
confident that I will spend your money
better than you would yourself,
and I eagerly await the fine taste
of new language on my tongue, thicker
bundles of cash in my wallet,
and the sense of well-being which can
only be granted to me through your
generous gift of bank account details.

So thank you.